Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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