I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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