STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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