Whoa Z and x make the same sound
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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