just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Sext me about skeletons
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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