just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Can I color on your dick again?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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