I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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