my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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