I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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