That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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