the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm both gender and math confused
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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