Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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