do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
that may or may not have been my penis.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
