I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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