he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Sober January is a disaster.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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