Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize
