It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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