idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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