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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Congratulations! We have a period
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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