I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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