talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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