Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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