he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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