fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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