Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I fill condoms, not promises.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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