is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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