I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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