Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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