If i come over, it means nothing
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
