Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You need a sexual gate keeper
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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