I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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