Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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