Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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