I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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