it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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