the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm jealous of your bromance
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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