why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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