This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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