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honey bunches of taint.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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