When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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