It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Even my vagina gasped.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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