i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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