Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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