He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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