I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
