JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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