i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
