god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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