My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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