I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Boobs speak an international language.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize
